NohTV Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using NohTV, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and all applicable laws and regulations. If you do not agree with any part of these terms, you may not use our service.

"Look, I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a guy with a dream and a VR headset. But even I know we need some ground rules." - Nahom

2. Use of Service

You may use NohTV for your personal, non-commercial use only. You agree not to misuse our services or help anyone else do so.

"Please don't break my baby. I've poured my heart, soul, and last functioning brain cells into this." - Nahom

3. User Account

You are responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the service and for any activities or actions under your password. You agree not to disclose your password to any third party.

"I barely remember my own passwords. Please don't make me deal with account recovery emails at 3 AM." - Nahom

4. Content

Our service allows you to post, link, store, share and otherwise make available certain information, text, graphics, videos, or other material. You are responsible for the content that you post to the service, including its legality, reliability, and appropriateness.

"I've seen things in VR that I can't unsee. Let's keep it clean, folks." - Nahom

5. Prohibited Uses

You may not use NohTV for any illegal or unauthorized purpose nor may you, in the use of the service, violate any laws in your jurisdiction.

"I'm too busy coding to bail you out of VR jail. Don't do anything I wouldn't do." - Nahom

6. Intellectual Property

The service and its original content (excluding content provided by users), features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of NohTV and its licensors.

"I've put my blood, sweat, and tears into this code. Literally. There are tear stains on my keyboard." - Nahom

7. Termination

We may terminate or suspend your account and bar access to the service immediately, without prior notice or liability, under our sole discretion, for any reason whatsoever and without limitation, including but not limited to a breach of the Terms.

"I really don't want to kick anyone out. But if you make me choose between you and my sanity, well... it's been nice knowing you." - Nahom

8. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall NohTV, nor its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from your access to or use of or inability to access or use the service.

"I'm just one guy trying his best. Please don't sue me. I can't afford a lawyer, and my mom says I look terrible in orange." - Nahom

9. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion.

"If I figure out how to make this thing better, I'm gonna do it. I'll let you know, probably via a bleary-eyed 4 AM update." - Nahom